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Levi- probably tries to order something like a macchiato, which by the way, Im like…99% sure is a term made up by Starbucks and NOT an actual coffee drink but he heard it in a show. Mammon- He cant really have caffiene, it fucks with his ADHD so he usually just goes for a mango smoothie Lucifer - literally just a double shot of espresso, on days he likes himself he has a little cream The characters favourite drinks from the cafe I work at
#OBEY ME CHARACTERS CRACK#
(And that birthday I also got a puppy later on that day….and then I found out I was allergic to dogs….but only when we let her start living in the house.) (5) v talks obey me obey me shall we date obey me! shall we date? obey me! swd obey me! obey me lucifer obey me mammon obey me levi obey me satan obey me asmo obey me leviathan obey me beel obey me belphie obey me diavolo obey me barbatos obey me simeon obey me solomon obey me luke obey me crack ? Luke: I was playing outside by myself on my birthday and a bee flew into my mouth and stung my tongue. Embarrassing as all hell but nobody who saw it brought it up. Simeon: the time I tripped on my skirt at church and ripped it up to like right under my buttcheek before I hightailed it out of there. Solomon: when I was trying to make “potions” and I flipped the container I was using up, hitting myself in the face and spilling all my water/potion (6) (Tbf it was already crumbling but I just went right through it and in between the rebar, I was fine just startled) (18)īarbatos: the time I was in my fabrication class and sent a metal rod into my finger- it made my whole arm go tingly and the teacher just saw the aftermath as I cleaned my arm off. (7)ĭiavolo: stepping right through a cement step as I ran outside. (9)īelphie: honestly it was being halfway-upside down off my bed, waking up and panicking and falling off completely. (Uhhhh)īeel: (this is my most infamous self-caused injury my dad hasnt let me live down EVER) cut myself on a girl guide cookie- they were stuck together so I tried to pry them apart by sticking my finger in between them and sliced my finger on the chocolate as I separated them. (15)Īsmo: got eyeliner in my eye way too many damn times- hair stuck in my jacket zipper, burnt myself on a hair dryer (but surprisingly not a curling/straightening iron), etc etc. Satan: got mad and didnt pay attention to the fact I was grabbing a cookie sheet without a towel/gloves from the oven and burnt my fingers, then bumped my arm against the side of the oven and burnt that too.
Levi: finding the one spot with quicksand in the lake even though I couldnt swim and stood in it until I starting sinking and panicked when I couldnt get out until some stranger about two years older than me pulled me out bc they were the only one who took me seriously bc they had stood in the same spot an hour before (8) Mammon: trying to use three coins as tweezers to get a splinter out of my other hand- end up pushing it in further by accident before just pulling it out with my fingers (17) Lucifer: turned down help while carrying something heavy, ended up falling up the stairs and scraping my chin (16) (The number is the age I was when said thing happened) Disclaimer: Im a very clumsy person, please dont follow my footsteps you’ll land on your face.
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